Highest-Paid Actresses 2011

1 . Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,
Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

2.Jab bhi hota hain deedar,
dil dhadakta hai baar baar,
par yeh sochkar kehte hain,
ki kab chukaaoge mera uddhaar…

3.Humne bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thoda nai besumar kiya tha,
dil tut kar reh gaya,
jab usne kaha,aree Maine to Majak kiya tha…

4.Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno …

5.Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,
Agar awaaz hot toh.
Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Saaz ho toh.
Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,
Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,
Agar Mumtaj ho toh…

6.Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere Dil ko lubhata hai,
par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

7.Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.
Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.

8.Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

9.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone
tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai

10. Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi
dusre din hi haathi mar gaya
chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya
aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!