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When asked what makes her stand out from other candidates, she couldn't really say that she was greedy, insane, racist, or idiotic because that of course describes nearly all the GOP presidential hopefuls. Instead she say's shes a real person, not a politician. She also stressed that all she cared about was jobs and job creation. Which I suppose is true, since the only jobs she cares about is her promotion and appointing her rich corporate friends in key governmental roles so they can self-regulate their respected markets to gain a crypto-monopoly.    

Family values weren't so hot for the Palin family during the 2008 Presidential race when it was revealed that Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol was pregnant by her worthless boyfriend. However her son Track Palin and his wife Britta Hanson just gave birth to a baby girl. Her name is Kyla Grace Palin. Now that Sarah has an new family member, maybe she can focus on improving the lifes of her own family rather than ruining the lives of other families by running for office. 

A bit of controversy is coming over the recent cover of Newsweek featuring Michele Bachmann. Frankly I think Empress of Insanity is more appropriate. 

Since I was a child, I could never ever stand the taste of tea. Haven't tried Green Tea, but I kinda don't want to. My girlfriend had gotten a cup from a restaurant we had just been to, and about an hour later I got thirsty and took a sip. Man was I wrong when I thought she ordered Dr. Pepper.

My hate for tea is a bit just as well, since I can't stand the tea bagger traitors. 

Alan Keyes and Herman Cain have a lot in common. They're both right wing extremists, Republicans, they hate the fuck out of Barack Obama, and are part of the few African American members of the GOP. Keyes is fucking nuts, but he did give out some rational sense when he said Herman Cain was being unconstitutional when the presidential hopeful wanted Muslims to pledge loyalty to America if they wanted to work for him. Cain, if you make Alan Keynes look like he has sense, then you've fucked up. 

I stand by my view that Herman Cain is a crazy motherfucker. He recently said that we need to re-read the Constitution, and said there's a little part in there about "life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness" which is actually part of the Declaration of Independence.

He wants to put one of these on the Mexican border. With Electric shit on the side or something. Also a big moat with alligators. He is fucking serious. He should also put dogs on the side of the Great Wall of Racism. Not wait bees. No wait Dogs with bees in their mouth, and every time they bark they shoot bees at you. Yes that would work. 

You don't see too many black people at Tea Party get together, or even GOP conventions for that matter. Even though most black people voted for Obama (the one name the Tea Party hates with passion), Herman Cain thinks black people are too poor to attend rallies. Blaming the lack of diversity on economics. Is Cain a self-hating black? I seem to think so. There's always a Uncle Ruckus.