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When asked what makes her stand out from other candidates, she couldn't really say that she was greedy, insane, racist, or idiotic because that of course describes nearly all the GOP presidential hopefuls. Instead she say's shes a real person, not a politician. She also stressed that all she cared about was jobs and job creation. Which I suppose is true, since the only jobs she cares about is her promotion and appointing her rich corporate friends in key governmental roles so they can self-regulate their respected markets to gain a crypto-monopoly.    

A bit of controversy is coming over the recent cover of Newsweek featuring Michele Bachmann. Frankly I think Empress of Insanity is more appropriate. 

Despite the political circus surrounding her husband, her poll numbers are doing well. However news has come out that she constantly suffers from terrible migraines. She says it won't effect her presidential run, but it might explain why she's such an angry bitch. 

After being attacked for running an ex-gay clinic, and for possibly being gay himself, Marcus Bachmann is playing defense. He said he never called gay people barbarians that need to be disciplined. No.. he was referring to children. That's the worse turnaround I've ever heard of. 

Or that's the word on the street from people. Michele Bachmann might be crazy, but her husband is no better. He's run an Ex-gay clinic, and has suggested that homosexuals either convert to heterosexuality or remain celibate for the rest of their lives. There's really no evidence of Mr. Bachmann being gay or not besides the way he talks and acts. However I wouldn't be surprised if he is, and I'm sure there's a person deep inside him that hurts everyday suppressing his true feelings. 

It does make a little sense now. The couple semi-raised 23 foster kids. Though they do have five of their own. So shit, I don't know that example doesn't make sense, but hey I'm going to run with it.